Arrested on charges of unemployment, he was sittin' in the witness stand
The judge's wife called up the district attorney, she said free that
Brown-Eyed Man
If you want your job, you better free that Brown-Eyed Man
Flyin' across the desert in a TWA, I saw a woman walkin' across the sand
She'd been walkin' 30 miles en route to Bombay to meet a Brown-Eyed
Handsome Man
Her destination was a Brown-Eyed Handsome Man
Way back in history 3,000 years, in fact ever since the world began
There's been a whole lotta good women sheddin' tears for a Brown-Eyed
Handsome Man
That's a lotta trouble for a Brown-Eyed Handsome Man
Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a
lawyer man
Her mother told her, darlin', go out and find yourself a Brown-Eyed
Handsome Man
Just like your daddy, he's a Brown-Eyed Handsome Man
Marlo Venus was a beautiful lass, she had the world in the palm of her
hand
She lost both her arms in a wrestling match to meet a Brown-Eyed
Handsome Man
She fought and won herself a Brown-Eyed Handsome Man
2-3 the count with nobody on, he hit a high fly into the stands
Rounded third, he was headed for home, it was a Brown-Eyed Handsome Man
That won the game, it was a Brown-Eyed Handsome Man